Redneck Roller Coaster

This summer's budget restrictions and Rhett's failure to meet the necessary height requirement has forced us to come up with creative alternatives to the traditional Six Flags family vacation. We've proudly come up with a modified log ride which consists of Rhett pushing his own "log", also known as the red car, over bumpy terrain into a sprinkler spray. The ending may not be quite as dramatic as the downward jolt and tidal wave that you experience during the real thing, but it is equally satisfying. Knowing that no theme park would be complete without a signature ride, we've also developed our very own roller coaster that we call "The Driveway of Doom." To market our new attraction, we've decided on the following tag line: The Driveway of Doom - So thrilling it will bring even the toughest toddler to tears.

*Please note: This ride comes equipped with state-of-the-art safety restraints.